Well, it’s a baby actually, and he’s a beauty.
He is soft, and pretty, and calm, and pefectly formed, with a dusting of dark hair and long, elegant fingers.
Dad is bursting, Mum is exhausted, Miss Sunshine is besotted, and all are in awe. He is fortunate boy already, born into love, a good home and the greatest place on earth.
Let the games begin.